The best voicemail ever

"Hey Stacy, I know you're busy and I know it's only 8am, but I wanted to see what you and J are up to tonight.  As you know, we had our tasting appointment with the wedding cake lady yesterday and instead of just making cupcakes for us to try, she made like huge rolled cakes with frosting on the inside.  There's tons of flavors.  Banana chocolate chip, pineapple, red velvet, chocolate...I can't remember the rest but there are tons, and we have way too much cake.  So hopefully you guys can come over tonight and help us decide on some flavors.  Call me."

Seriously, Bob?  You had me at "Banana chocolate chip."