Hanna Banana

Dear Hanna-

Look, I'd really appreciate if you'd decide whether or not you're going to make landfall as a tropical storm or as a hurricane, ok?  I've already canceled all my weekend plans in your honor, and don't get me wrong, I'm not upset about that part.  I'd simply like to know if I need to go out and buy a generator...or just some more wine.

Thank you,

Stacy