Maid-of-honored

I'm a procrastinator, and I'm often guilty of waiting til the last minute for most everything; shopping for gifts, paying my bills, you name it. But one thing I can mark off my to-do list?

Writing my toast as maid of honor for Lauren and Brian's wedding!

Which btw isn't until June 13, 2009. I had an epiphany this morning driving to work and I knew if I didn't get it down, I'd lose it forever.

P.S. the toast may or may not involve a reference to Madam X (the cat pictured below). Just kidding! Or am I? Brouhahahaha :)